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Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

Constantin Film, 2021

To quote Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City’s zombie dog: woof. This thing is bad. A reboot of the franchise known for its downright batshit stories and Milla Jovovich ass-kicking action, Welcome to Raccoon City seeks to position the story much more faithfully to the games themselves, attempting to adapt both the original 1998 classic and its follow-up and doing none of it particularly well. In fact writer-director Johannes Roberts’ film is so obsessed with referencing these games that it forgets to have any identity of its own, let alone a comprehensible story; a mishmash of poorly executed action, weak characters and a general sense of carelessness all around.

After a brief flashback bombards you with easter eggs and little else, we find ourselves introduced to Claire Redfield (Kaya Scodelario) on her way back into the ramshackle Raccoon City to warn estranged brother Chris (Robbie Amell) of a conspiracy involving sinister pharmaceutical company Umbrella. Irked by his sister’s sudden reappearance Chris heads off with his specialist police unit – Jill Valentine (Hannah John-Kamen), Albert Wesker (Tom Hopper) and Richard Aiken (Chad Rook) – to investigate a disturbance at the ominous Spencer Mansion, created by the founder of Umbrella. When residents of the city begin to zombify and violently attack one another Claire finds herself holed up at the Raccoon City police precinct with rookie Leon Kennedy (Avan Jogia), the pair forced to team up to uncover Umbrella’s plot before the city is unceremoniously wiped off the face of the earth in an effort to contain the spreading plague.

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If the Paul W.S. Anderson films were derided for their refusal to cohere to any sort of franchise lore, adapting whatever they felt like and cramming it into a jumble of mindless action, then Johannes’ film seeks to go the other route. Almost every scene feels like a sensory overload of easter eggs and scenes pulled directly from the game in an effort to have the viewer constantly yell at the screen “that’s Lisa Trevor!” or “that’s the truck crash from Resident Evil 2!”. Meanwhile the story itself is a mess of these incoherent scenes stitched together without any connective tissue, as if Roberts’ believes the appeal of the games are simply the cut-scenes and not the story uncovered through actually playing it. The player appreciates the cut-scenes because of the context they have been given by actually playing the game. Simply throwing everything and the kitchen sink at the screen in the hopes that it bears a resemblance to what the audience has already played is a surefire way to ensure they disengage from having any genuine investment in the story or characters.

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Admittedly you can see that Roberts’ is clearly a fan of the games, with a high attention to detail for recreating those iconic moments as accurately as possible. Where he stumbles hard is in that connective tissue. Welcome to Raccoon City is a downright dumb movie, riddled with inconsistencies and stupid plot conveniences. Take a moment early in the film, for instance. Claire is attempting to get into a house, trying the front and back doors before eventually picking the lock. The character whose house it is then has an extended exchange with Claire about how advanced the security systems are, but when Claire attempts to leave that place in a hurry she finds his motorcycle outside with the keys conveniently already in the ignition.

It’s a small gripe, but one that speaks to a larger problem. Where the security discussion was meant to establish Claire as a jack-of-all-trades and highlight her quick thinking, the following easy exit completely contradicts it and shows that everything going forward will be as convenient as it needs to be to move the story forward. In a similar way the film is timestamped in the hours leading up to 6am in an effort to ramp up the tension before the inevitable explosion… only in the intervals between timestamps Roberts’ forgets to check in with all his characters, meaning people have barely moved or done anything at all in the preceding hour.

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That being said there are a few positives to be found. Kaya Scoledario is rock solid as the tough-as-nails Claire. She gets easily the most character development to work with and whilst those flashbacks are poorly unraveled, the effect the trauma from Claire’s past has had on her is evident in her performance in small moments of hesitation. The action is largely forgettable, with Roberts’ preferring to show only quick flashes rather than true set-pieces, but there are some genuine moments of claustrophobic terror mined from close encounters in cramped corridors that harken back to that primal fear associated with playing the games.

While Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City isn’t the worst film the franchise has put out, it is certainly close to it: a dismal attempt to more faithfully adapt the games that neither succeeds in doing that or telling a compelling story. So much has been forgone in the pursuit of accuracy that the resulting film isn’t even all that much fun, a foundational pillar of the whacky Alice films. Thank you for the welcome Raccoon City, but I’d like to leave now and never come back.

Constantin Film, 2021

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City stars Kaya Scodelario, Robbie Amell, Hannah John-Kamen, Tom Hopper, Avan Jogia, Donal Logue, Chad Rook, Marina Mazepa & Neil McDonough – In cinemas now.

Rating: 3 out of 10.

3/10

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Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

Millennium Media, 2021

Do you remember the throwaway action flicks of the mid 2000’s? Films like Mr and Mrs Smith or Sahara that you immediately know by reputation or the poster but couldn’t remember a single scene of if pressed? That’s the category that Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard falls into: a truly unmemorable action flick that has a few funny scenes and is entertaining in the moment but one that you will never think about again after watching. That’s not necessarily a bad thing – there is a place for those kind of easy watches that don’t require much brainpower, but the Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard is such a mindless cash grab, completely wasting its all-star cast in a mess of a story that it is hard to recommend to even the most easily pleased audience members.

Following his successful thwarting of Belarussian dictator Vladislav Dukhovich (Gary Oldman) in the previous film, the now former AAA rated bodyguard Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) has taken a sabbatical, retreating to an island resort in an attempt to clear his mind of the trauma he endured saving master criminal Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson). That peace is soon interrupted in spectacular fashion as Kincaid’s wife Sonia (Salma Hayek) bursts onto the scene, on the hunt for her husband who has been kidnapped by local gangsters. Once the trio is reunited the real story takes shape, as they are approached by Interpol and charged with taking down Aristotle Papadopolous, a corrupt billionaire who has taken it upon himself to save his beloved Greece by sabotaging the European Union’s power grid, essentially destroying Europe.

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From here the film is non-stop bickering as Reynolds and Jackson are left to go at each other, with Reynolds given free reign to improvise and spew out jokes, some of them good, some of them not, none of them staying in your mind long enough to be processed before the next comes flying out. It’s easily the best aspect of the film, with a tongue-in-cheek tone that never takes itself too seriously (there’s even a hilarious call-out to Reynolds many well-known business ventures outside Hollywood). To call it a parody of other self-serious films in the action genre might be a step too far however, as director Patrick Hughes doesn’t seem to have any insightful commentary to make in that regard, rather falling on the conventions of the genre in the laziest way as a skeleton for the jokes to be built around. The only time that structure is ever changed is if it lends itself to a zany concept or intricate joke laid by Reynolds and those vary in their quality greatly.

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The most divisive of these centres around the character played by Morgan Freeman. It’s an incredibly juvenile laugh that is plain to see as soon as it is announced, but Reynolds and Jackson dance around it for the next five to ten minutes, extending the joke to ridiculous proportions without ever introducing a new punchline. Reynolds acts as something of a double-edged sword in this regard. He is the heart of the film and carries almost every single scene with his madcap energy and constant quipping but in doing so prevents anyone else around him from having all that much to contribute. It’s a shame then that his character undergoes the least change, essentially ending the film as he started it where other characters with far more going for them are left with rushed arcs that don’t really allow for much emotional resonance. Salma Hayek tries her damn heart out with a truly over-the-top insane performance as the gun-toting, foul-mouthed assassin, constantly fighting with her hitman husband but desperate to have his baby. There are a couple of scenes where she tries to deliver some genuine emotion but these are quickly swept away in the wake of a Reynolds punchline. Jackson’s character is also overshadowed in this manner and proceeds on autopilot, while the great Antonio Banderas is barely even seen: a true waste.

Millennium Media, 2021

Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard really doesn’t have much to offer its audience outside of acting as the Ryan Reynolds show. If you’re a fan of his public persona, full of subtle jabs and self-deprecating digs, then you will likely find some enjoyment in watching him do just that for 100 minutes. Unfortunately the film fails in every other aspect, with Reynolds overshadowing his talented cast in a clunky, rote adventure that likely landed its stars a lavish holiday whilst providing the audience little more than something to look at for a while. There is a reason these types of films died out in the 2010’s: for every solid little gem that offers true mindless escapism that audiences love there are twice as many hollow, pay-check makers that leave your consciousness as soon as they enter.

Millennium Media, 2021

Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard stars Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Salma Hayek, Antonio Banderas, Frank Grillo, Gary Oldman, Tom Hopper, Richard E. Grant & Morgan Freeman – In cinemas now.

Rating: 3.5 out of 10.

3.5/10