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Spiderhead

Netflix, 2022

Incarcerated in the mysterious Spiderhead facility – an isolated prison without cells or violence where inmates are subjected to medical experiments – Jeff (Miles Teller) undergoes increasingly strange experiences at the hands of the charismatic but creepy doctor Steve Abnesti (Chris Hemsworth) which push him to his limits.

Rating: 5 out of 10.

Starring: Miles Teller, Chris Hemsworth, Jurnee Smollett, Tess Haubrich & Mark Paguio

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Netflix, 2022

Having helmed the blockbuster of the year so far in Top Gun: Maverick, Joseph Kosinski’s new thriller Spiderhead looked like a thrilling shift in momentum; a creepy slow burn about convicts subjected to increasingly strange experiments starring returning Maverick star Miles Teller and a gleefully insane Chris Hemsworth. The actual result is far less impressive, but is held together through the sheer force of will of the leads and a tone that doesn’t quite work but is always so bizarrely off-kilter that you can’t help but keep watching, even if the story loses all steam long before its two hour runtime comes to an end.


The problem comes in the pacing. What starts as an intriguing mystery about the Spiderhead facility and the potentially nefarious experiments devolves to tedium by the halfway mark, as Kosinski relies heavily on sequences of experiments which don’t bring enough variety to warrant returning to the well so often. Only one of these scenes truly excites – an increasingly hard to watch look at a woman completely surrendering control over her body as substances drive her insane.

Netflix, 2022

The central premise driving the film – testing new chemical compounds promoting artificial love, a thirst for violence, or unimpeachable obedience – is rife with potential, but the sequences between these experiment scenes move the plot forward in such a negligible way that when things suddenly pick up in the last half hour, it feels needlessly rushed. A little less of Jeff’s boring backstory and a scattering more mystery and Spiderhead might have been a much better time.


Part black comedy, part sinister asylum break film, Spiderhead struggles to balance the pairing, ultimately doing neither considerably well. The humour isn’t particularly biting or subtle in its approach to oppression, but strikes a perhaps unintentional goldmine in Hemsworth’s completely unhinged performance. Where Teller acts as the audience surrogate, playing Jeff fairly straight-laced and devoid of personality, Hemsworth is the total opposite, relishing the chance to go full villain and chew the scenery as the 80’s music blasting, cheap pleasantry spewing sociopathic scientist. There isn’t much to the character underneath all this surface level sheen but Hemsworth is so committed that it is hard not to get swept up in the fun of the role. At a certain point you stop caring about Jeff’s predicament and just look forward to the next bout of Hemsworth weirdness.

Netflix, 2022

Where Kosinski seems to have devoted most of his time (and budget) is in the antiseptic aesthetic of the actual Spiderhead facility – think a mad scientist’s dream James Bond villain lair. It’s a labyrinthine series of passages and cold, lifeless concrete that surrounds the prisoners of the island, and although they receive comforts in the form of personal rooms, video games and delicious meals, the presence of imminent danger always lurks; that Abnesti’s sinister plan could suddenly reveal itself and swallow everything up in an instant.


It all makes for a frustrating watch. Spiderhead nails the technical aspects of its production and Hemsworth is swinging for the fences with his wild performance but the connective narrative tissue just isn’t there. Teller is a bland protagonist – his story uncompelling – and the mystery of the prison’s activity unravels itself into a rote, lifeless reveal and generic final act fisticuffs. A perfectly serviceable film if you’re looking to kill a few hours, but Spiderhead unravels far quicker than it should.

5 / 10


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Top Gun: Maverick

Paramount Pictures, 2022

Called back to Top Gun academy to train a batch of top graduates for an impossible mission – Rooster (Miles Teller), the son of former wingman Goose, amongst them – Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell must contend with incredulity from his superior officers and the ghosts of his past is he has any chance of succeeding and getting his pilots out alive.

Rating: 9 out of 10.

Starring: Tom Cruise, Jennifer Connelly, Miles Teller, Glen Powell, Jon Hamm, Monica Barbaro & Val Kilmer

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Paramount Pictures, 2022

1986’s Top Gun was a huge deal for Tom Cruise, catapulting his fame into the stratosphere as he truly proved his chops as a bankable, endlessly charismatic leading man. Whilst the Tony Scott directed film remains a high point for its lasting cultural resonance – and hear us out here – it isn’t all that great as some might make it out to be, existing as a relic of its time with some laugh-out-loud corniness by today’s standards. Now thirty years later, Top Gun: Maverick changes all that, bringing the same campy 80’s energy and infusing it with an emotional, impactful character study of a man unable to let go of his youth, along with stunning cinematography of its patented fighter plane battles.

The subtitle here is apt, this is undoubtedly Maverick’s film and Cruise gives a layered performance as a man struggling to understand his limits and forgive himself for past mistakes. In a way it acts almost as a meta commentary on Cruise’s career trajectory, with characters constantly discussing Maverick’s incessant need to top himself and go bigger and fast each time he gets in a plane. It’s a thoughtful examination of how we view Cruise today (his Mission: Impossible franchise has become renown for topping the last film’s big action set-piece) and brings to the forefront just how game he is to make some of the most entertaining films today.

Paramount Pictures, 2022

Nowhere is that more obvious than the action scenes. It is no secret that Cruise was adamant about flying his own planes, even going so far as to instruct the rest of the cast in operating a plane and filming themselves doing so. It makes for a far more immersive experience, with less of the janky shaky camera trickery of the original and more genuine responses from the actors operating these planes. Sure sometimes it becomes difficult for these actors to act whilst operating this kind of machinery, but those little authentic touches like a joyous “woo” or nervous glance make for some uplifting, if nerve-wracking details that add to the experience.

When the stunt pilots take over the action truly soars, with terrific, and one can imagine extremely complex, flight choreography that clearly delineates between the heroes and enemies (a simple touch the original never managed to achieve) amongst the madness of the dogfights. Make an effort to find a screen with a good sound system and you will be rewarded with the seat-shaking, bone-rattling roar of the engines adding another layer to suck you into the action.

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Perhaps the most surprising aspect of Maverick is its story. It actually has one for starters – something of a feat when you consider the meandering, low stakes narrative of the first film – and is much more focused around the few characters at its centre; building the dramatic tension between Rooster and Maverick’s shared history and transferring it into the stakes of the mission facing the graduates at the end of their training. This common goal goes a great way towards bonding the group and adding stakes for the character’s that we don’t spend as much time with. Rooster and Maverick might get the bulk of the screen-time here, but we care just as much about Glen Powell’s Hangman or Monica Barbaro’s Phoenix in the heat of these intense battles.

As iconic as Anthony Edwards’ Goose was in the original, his character never got to do much outside of mothering Maverick through the academy. It is amazing then, just how emotional the film gets in exploring the impact Goose’ death had on not just Maverick but his son as well. Miles Teller is brilliant in conveying Rooster’s anger and admiration for a man who was once like a father to him, building on the foundation of the original film in ways that the campy nature of that film suggest couldn’t be done. That isn’t to say that it’s all serious drama though; fans of the original will be pleased to hear there is another extremely oily, extremely masculine beach scene and Kenny Loggins’ iconic “Highway to the Danger Zone” rears its head enough to remind you that the need for speed is very much still present.

Paramount Pictures, 2022

Top Gun: Maverick might be the pinnacle of Cruise’s action resurgence so far; deftly taking a campy hit from his past and turning its sequel into one of the most entertaining and thrilling action films of his entire filmography. He might not be climbing the Burj Khalifa or leaping across buildings but the dogfights here are shot immaculately, the commitment to the craft of filmmaking evident in every last frame. To take a film like Top Gun and bring real weight and emotion to the characters within those planes is easily one of the biggest surprises of the year, ensuring that Maverick will be remembered for its quality and depth, rather than a sweaty volleyball game. Turn and burn baby.

9 / 10