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RANKED – Star Wars: Visions

Lucasfilm, 2021

Star Wars is in a strange place at the moment. One of the biggest film franchises of all time, the series has seen its movie endeavours come to a temporary halt after the disappointment of 2019’s sequel trilogy-capper The Rise of Skywalker, whilst its efforts in other mediums like The Mandalorian and video game Jedi: Fallen Order show that fans are desperate for more galactic adventures that feel different and take advantage of everything the wider world of Star Wars has to offer.

Disney+’s latest offering, Visions might just be the property’s most out-there Star Wars content to date, handing the treasured reigns over to seven Japanese animation studios and tasking them with crafting unique stories in the galaxy far, far away. The results are largely successful, with striking animation across the board drawing from all corners of classic to modern stylings, emotional, impactful stories and some of the best interpretations of those classic Star Wars elements since the original trilogy.

Rather than review the series as a whole, we’ve decided to tackle each episode individually, ultimately ranking them. Whilst you should definitely watch the entire show if you have the chance, if you are short on time or just looking to dip your toe into these anime interpretations of Star Wars then this is the way.

9. The Village Bride

Lucasfilm, 2021

While none of the Visions episodes are bad, The Village Bride is the least successful in coalescing its myriad of big ideas into something that works both as a story and an expansion of the Star Wars universe. Following rogue Jedi, F (Karen Fukuhara) who finds herself in the middle of a small village where tradition dictates a young girl must be handed over to separatist warlords as a protection payment, the episode simply tries to juggle too much; throwing cross-cultural commentary and an examination of nature on top of an otherwise unsurprising story.

Fukuhara tries her best to instill some life into proceedings through her voice work and there are attempts to flesh out F’s backstory but the character is too bland to win us over; the supporting characters too familiar and the story too safe to elicit much of a response from the audience.

8. T0-B1

Lucasfilm, 2021

On its face T0-B1 may appear eerily similar to Japanese cartoon icon Astro Boy, sporting a similarly stunning style of animation and a very child-friendly tone – almost like a Chibi version of Luke Skywalker. Couple this with a Pinnochio-esque story of a robotic boy who must fend for himself after his master his eliminated by a Sith lord and the short can feel a little throwaway. But as the story encroaches into darker territory on its way to delivering a fist-pumpingly heroic finale, its purpose becomes clearer. This is one of the most simple, purest forms of Star Wars storytelling and, for someone, it will potentially be their introduction to this world.

On that level, T0-B1 is successful in delivering that visceral Star Wars thrill of watching a character go from humble nobody to hero, all wrapped up in an incredibly stylish package. It might not be very dissimilar from Luke Skywalker’s story, but it is inspiring and enraptures you in the world of T0-B1, and to some young person out there, that might be enough to create a lifelong Star Wars fan.

7. Tatooine Rhapsody

Lucasfilm, 2021

Easily the most unique of all the stories told within Visions, Tatooine Rhapsody follows the exploits of Jay (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), an outcast Jedi following the fall of the Jedi Order who finds belonging within a band of miscreants, together forming a literal rock band. When their leader Geezer (Bobby Moynihan) is taken prisoner by Boba Fett (Temuera Morrison) and brought to Tatooine to fulfil a debt to iconic crime lord Jabba the Hutt, the band springs into action to rescue their bassist, endearing themselves to a whole new fanbase in the process.

The episode wins points on the strength of its premise alone, leaning into the weirdness that the galaxy has to offer and away from the conventional Jedi vs Sith storytelling that the rest of the series favours. It wears its anime influences on its sleeve; full of zany, over-the-top characters and larger-than-life musical moments, a lot of which will have you wincing from the cringe-inducing lyrics. If you can get past this however, you will be rewarded with a simple but touching story of friendship that offers a glimpse into the ground level stories of regular people within the galaxy.

6. Akakiri

Lucasfilm, 2021

An ode to a more old-school form of Japanese animation, Akakiri presents the stylish hand-drawn adventure of Jedi Tsubaki (Henry Golding), who returns to his childhood planet to aid long-lost love Misa (Jamie Chung) in recapturing the planet from Sith ruling. Traditional in its form as well as art-style, Akakiri is largely a road movie, following the pair and two goofy, overly superstitious guides (George Takei & Keone Young) as they travel across the planet and sneak into the Sith’s castle, narrowly avoiding capture at every turn.

The simple premise works thanks to terrific voice-acting, especially Takei and Young, who bring the most humour to the entire series with their oafish guides’ constant babbling about the events transpiring. Golding and Chung have excellent chemistry, their dialogue hinting at a complicated past, without the need to dig too deeply into it before a shocking ending twists the narrative on its head, unafraid to leave you without a happy resolution in favour of forcing you to think about the complex moral choices that are so often glossed over in Star Wars.

5. The Twins

Lucasfilm, 2021

The Twins could easily function as one of Marvel’s recent What If episodes, telling the story of a set of twins (not dissimilar from Luke and Leia) born through the Dark Side of the Force and tasked with subjecting the galaxy to their rule. One of these twins Karre (Neil Patrick Harris) defects from the pair’s evil plan, stealing a necessary component to a Death Star style weapon and sending sister Am (Alison Brie) into a blind rage, culminating with the siblings thrown into all-out war with each other.

On its face this is essentially “what if Leia went to the Dark Side” but what makes The Twins so fascinating to watch is the way it embraces the craziness of anime such as Dragon Ball Z and Gundam with a battle for the ages; full of explosions and over-the-top twists. A normal lightsaber fight? Try a robotic suit of six lightsaber whips against an entire X-Wing out in the vacuum of space. It is this total commitment to full-tilt insanity that makes the episode so enthralling, with each new development in the battle a showcase of the creativity and inventiveness that the franchise helped inspire in the first place.

4. Lop & Ochō

Lucasfilm, 2021

Another hand-drawn tale – this time from Japanese studio Geno – Lop & Ochō blends not only its in-episode worlds, with a small, heavily Japanese-influenced city overrun by an Imperial regime, but its story influences, drawing on the original trilogy’s fondness for found family storylines and the political overtures of the prequel trilogy to particularly potent effect. Alien slave Lop (Anna Cathcar voices the anthropomorphised rabbit) is rescued by Ochō (Hiromi Dames) and her village-leader father Yasaburo (Paul Nakauchi), and adopted into the family as a sister to Ochō, who is next in line to lead the clan. When an Imperial occupation divides the clan from within – with Ochō choosing to join the Empire in order to stave off her village’s destruction and Yasaburo opting to fight for their freedom – Lop is forced to step in to stop the Empire and reconcile her broken family.

The stakes are certainly epic in scope, but Lop & Ochō favours a more focused approach to the storytelling, detailing the ground level struggle of the village and the particularly tough situation it finds itself in: desperate to be free of Empire rule but unable to function without it thanks to years of resource mining. It’s a high concept wrapped up in the distinctly human struggle of Yasaburo’s clan and the emotional beats between the central trio hit home, despite the relatively short runtime. Lop, Ochō and Yasaburo are all given enough time to let their ideas breathe and you can understand each party’s viewpoints, making Lop’s ultimate decision that much more emotionally impactful, as only the the best Star Wars stories can be.

3. The Ninth Jedi

Lucasfilm, 2021

When young Jedi Ethan (Masi Oka) answers a mysterious beacon from the shadowy Juro (Andrew Kishino) offering him one of the ancient weapons of the Jedi – a lightsaber – he finds he is part of a large group of outcast Jedi who have answered the call. As the group debate over the true identity of their host, young Kara (Kimiko Glenn) is forced to go on the run after bounty hunters storm the house she shares with her father, murdering him in an attempt to steal the lightsabers he has created for Juro. Seeking shelter at the only other place she knows, Kara finds herself on a course to interrupting the Jedi’s gathering, with her arrival setting off an unpredictable chain of events.

The Ninth Jedi is one giant exercise in challenging iconic Star Wars preconceptions, steadily building tension towards a reveal that throws the audience for a loop but never feels like a cheap trick. Instead it invites us to look at how we view the franchise as a whole, at how we have been conditioned to think a certain way about how certain characters look or behave and how that behaviour pigeonholes them as a certain type of character. That might sound overly political or preachy but The Ninth Jedi never feels that way, with its slow burn of intrigue and action-packed side story intersecting in an explosive finale.

2. The Elder

Lucasfilm, 2021

A simple but extremely effective episode, The Elder focuses on a master Jedi and his Padawan as they investigate a disturbance on a nearby planet, plunging them into a deadly battle with an ancient Sith enemy. Immediately the animation grabs you; an intricately detailed and polished style that sets the scene for a more mature episode than what has come before. Once the duel swings into full effect it is stunning to behold: a dimly lit, rain-soaked affair brightened only by the vivid greens, reds and blues of the participants lightsabers, with fight choreography as impressive as many of the franchise’s best.

The relationship between Jedi’s Tajin (David Harbour) and his apprentice Dan (Jordan Fisher) will be instantly familiar to fans of Obi-Wan and Qui-Gonn’s bond in The Phantom Menace, creating an immediate connection to the characters that adds to the tension of the final showdown. It might not pack the heavy thematic notes of other episodes but The Elder is a fine example of how the fundamentals of Star Wars can create something engaging and investing without the need for complex worlds or backstory; how the choreography and movement of a fight alone can tell a compelling and gripping story.

1. The Duel

Lucasfilm, 2021

George Lucas has long spoken about the influences he drew on when creating Star Wars and like Lucas’ original films The Duel wears those influences of Japanese samurai culture and Westerns on its sleeves, combining them with a visually striking, black and white art style to create something wholly unique to the Star Wars canon. We follow our largely silent Ronin hero (Masaki Terasoma) as he wanders into a small village seeking shelter and sustenance. When a group of Stormtroopers, led by a mysterious Sith warrior, arrives to subjugate the village, a group of bounty hunters employed by the villagers bravely fight back unaware of the power of their Sith opponent. Overpowered and on the brink of the defeat, the village must place their faith in the shadowy Ronin to defend them.

As with the best Western stories, The Duel challenges the morality of its hero, not staying beholden to the dichotomy of Jedi and Sith as the episode presents the possibility of the Ronin being tuned to both the Dark and Light side of the Force. Visually he appears to be a Jedi, but as events unfold you understand that, unlike the art style, this world isn’t that black and white. Exploring the murkier underbelly of the Star Wars galaxy is something fans have long been clamouring for, and The Duel shows that Jedi and Sith exist without being wholly good or evil like heroes and villains of the past.

The visuals are, simply put, stunning; resembling a living painting with the way the line work of the hand-drawn style shifts as characters move. Vibrant blue laser bolts and vivid red beams of lightsabers pop against the muted background, creating scenes so visually stunning they could be hung as artwork. As the first episode in the anthology, The Duel is tasked with setting the tone for things to come and it succeeds the most in balancing all the elements at play, from the Anime craziness of the Sith’s umbrella lightsaber, the classically Japanese Ronin hero to an R2-D2-like droid that provides some much-needed humour. A perfect introduction to an exciting new chapter in Star Wars.

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Star Wars: Visions stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alison Brie, Neil Patrick Harris, Henry Golding, Jamie Chung, David Harbour, Jordan Fisher, Masi Oka, Kimiki Glenn, Anna Cathcar, Hiromi Dames, Paul Nakauchi, George Takei, Bobby Moynihan, Temuera Morrison & Karen Fukuhara – Streaming on Disney+ Now.

Rating: 8 out of 10.

8/10

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Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

Paramount Pictures, 2021

There wasn’t a high bar set for Snake Eyes, the origin story of the toy-based military team’s silent ninja member. The previous two films failed to spark a franchise in any meaningful way so why wouldn’t Paramount try an Avengers style approach and build up team-members individually? Henry Golding in the lead role? This might have the potential for a decent action film. Oh how wrong I was. Snake Eyes is an absolute disaster of a film from start to finish, just as bad as the previous entries with awful action, cheesy characters and downright dreadful dialogue. The briefest of bright spots comes in Golding, who tries his best to keep it all afloat, but ultimately fails in jumpstarting this tired, hackneyed franchise into anything other than mindless noise.

Our bland story begins with Snake Eyes (Henry Golding) witnessing his father’s murder as a child. Cut to several years later and our now adult hero is drifting through life, enjoying the occasional bare knuckle cage match before he is approached by Yakuza head honcho Kenta (Takehiro Hira) and offered the chance to join his crew and earn the location of his father’s killer. When he refuses to execute rival clan leader Tommy (Andrew Koji) on Kenta’s orders, Snake Eyes (yes, that really is the only name the character is given) is forced to go on the run, hiding out with Tommy’s family in Tokyo and undertaking a series of three challenges to become a ninja, whilst secretly carrying out his quest for revenge.

Paramount Pictures, 2021

See how that sentence went naturally from refusing to execute a man to becoming a ninja? No? Well the film doesn’t either, moving from plot point to plot point without any connective tissue as Snake Eyes carries out a series of formulaic, done-to-death action movie tasks. Why does Snake Eyes need to become a trained ninja to kill his father’s killer, by all accounts a low-level thug? No idea but here’s that shaky-cam filled fight sequence where characters leap 10 feet in the air without explanation that you were clamouring for. Why does Tommy open his home and spill all the secrets of his clan to this outsider? Well because the plot demands it of course. Snake Eyes having to fight giant anacondas to become a ninja? It’s in the name, duh.

Every scene that isn’t filled with terrible action or some hollow attempt at ninja bonding serves only to expand the franchise in some clunky way. Take Samara Weaving’s appearance as franchise favourite character Scarlett. A largely throwaway role, she shows up, shoots a few baddies and then… delivers an exposition dump that sets up the next film in the franchise. Likewise with franchise shadow organisation Cobra, who inexplicably make an appearance and then swiftly exit the picture. These scenes are so ham-fistedly shoehorned into the film and overly engineered to start a franchise, that the filmmakers didn’t think to actually make the characters in this film worth our time and investment. Why worry about that when you can make more money off future team-up films I guess.

Paramount Pictures, 2021

Paramount has made this same mistake twice before and still shows no signs of having learnt its lessons. Sure, the mythology of these films essentially boils down to children bashing action figures together but that doesn’t mean that the film adaptation of that needs to be mindless, chaotic action for 2 hours. Audiences need interesting characters and situations that they actually care about to get behind a franchise. Take the DC universe for example. They jumped the gun throwing all their characters straight into Justice League and the resulting film was a total mess. But they righted the ship by ensuring that (almost) every subsequent film has been an emotionally centred, focused narrative about an individual character that the audiences can get behind, like Aquaman.

For his part, Henry Golding does what he can with the limited material given to him. He’s a good actor, capable of charming his way through a movie like Crazy Rich Asians or going in a totally different direction like his gleefully deranged turn in The Gentlemen. In Snake Eyes, that range and ability is never tested; the character is the same blank slate hero we have seen a thousand times before, a boring audience surrogate who is injected into the family feud between Tommy and Kenta without having any actual stakes in the fight. Characters fawn over him and thrust him into crazy new situations without any good reason and his response is never anything other than a slightly disgruntled at the thought of having to fight the entire Yakuza. For those worried Golding would remain tight-lipped as the famously silent assassin, fear not, as one of the characters most defining traits is simply removed so as to make him as milquetoast as possible.

Paramount Pictures, 2021

Henry Golding deserves better than Snake Eyes, an absolute mess of a film that completely wastes his talents while succeeding at bludgeoning its audience to death with a cocktail of everything that is wrong with modern action films. If the other films in the franchise didn’t do it then this latest attempt at making the G.I. Joe property “a thing” should surely be the final nail in the coffin for those burly relics of the eighties. At this point, contesting with the snakes would be a better option than watching another entry in this franchise.

Paramount Pictures, 2021

Snake Eyes stars Henry Golding, Andrew Koji, Haruka Abe, Takehiro Hira, Iko Uwais, Peter Mensah, Úrsula Corberó, Eri Ishida & Samara Weaving – Available to rent or buy now.

Rating: 2 out of 10.

2/10

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The Gentlemen

Miramax, 2020

Guy Ritchie burst onto the scene with his trademark frenetic, violent, cleverly interwoven stories of gangsters and crime-lords in Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. In the years since, Ritchie has moved further and further from his roots, handling bigger budgets and properties – such as the recent Aladdin remake – to somewhat mixed results. The Gentlemen is a triumphant return to form for the director, a rip-roaring, sharp-tongued journey through the inner-workings of rival marijuana criminal syndicates and gangsters set against the familiar backdrop of London. While the story can get a little too crazy at times, the all-star cast, led by Matthew McConaughey, hold it all together and make this one of Ritchie’s most enjoyable and best films in a long time, and a hell of a way to start off the 2020 year of movies.

Like those other earlier films, The Gentlemen is told through stories within stories, which ultimately all collide together in spectacular fashion. The large portion of the narrative is told by cocksure, flamboyant private investigator Fletcher (Hugh Grant) – who has been tasked with tailing marijuana empire kingpin Mickey Pearson (Matthew McConaughey) and gathering information for a newspaper exposé – as he attempts to blackmail Pearson through his right hand man Raymond (Charlie Hunnam) to the tune of 20 million pounds. This comes at a particularly tenuous time for Mickey, who is in the process of leaving the business he helped create; negotiating to sell the business to rival drug lord Matthew (Jeremy Strong), whilst newcomer on the scene Dry Eye (Henry Golding) makes his own desperate play for Michael’s crown. Add to this a host of supporting characters from outside the mobs such as Colin Farrell’s gym owner Coach and you have an explosive clash of forces vying for supremacy, which brings with it an abundance of backstabbing, scheming and violence.

Miramax, 2020

What holds the films increasingly off-kilter story together and gives it its flair is the dialogue. It’s clearly evident that Ritchie understands this world and sub-culture of British life as if he’d lived it all himself – from the constant banter and local slang to the downright menacing threats made by these despicable characters – it works to give the film its own character and charm; you feel like you’ve stepped into this modern British underworld yourself (complete with fight scenes that also double as Grime music videos). As things continue to go in all directions, it’s the kooky cast of characters that Ritchie has assembled and the way in which they interact that holds you as an audience – which somewhat surprisingly gives everyone a chance to show off their comedy chops. Make no mistake, in addition to the violence audiences know Ritchie for, The Gentlemen is hilarious.

This is due to the simply stellar cast Ritchie has gathered, all of whom have their own individual quirks or affectations that make them endlessly watchable. Take McConaughey’s Mickey for example; we find out very early on that he is an extremely dangerous man and has got his position through less than reputable means. What McConaughey gives us after we learn this though, is a calmly measured, almost too relaxed leader – a ticking time bomb. It’s a masterful technique to get you invested in the characters and have you wanting to learn more about them. Despite it being McConaughey’s movie, the show is undeniably stolen by Hugh Grant. The iconic British actor goes about as far from his usual roles as possible as the conniving, wily journalist Fletcher, complete with a strong Cockney accent and a taste for Charlie Hunnam’s Raymond. The verbal sparring matches between Hunnam and Grant are some of the best scenes Ritchie has put to film; funny as well as intriguing, with both men on their toes trying to outwit the other: Fletcher attempting to throw Raymond off through sly advances and Raymond responding in kind with a calm, cocky confidence in his boss and their combined power. Hunnam more than holds his own against Grant in a more restrained, understated role than he usually plays, delivering some of his best work since Sons of Anarchy.

Miramax, 2020

The Gentlemen is a burst of fresh air for the start of the new year. A magnificent, guns blazing, fists swinging return to form for Guy Ritchie who goes back to his roots to give audiences all the hallmarks of his greatest work and the world he understands so well. If you’re not a fan of Ritchie’s earlier work, then this isn’t going to bring you over anytime soon, but for those that are along for the ride, the combination of a stellar cast, non-stop violence and more banter and NSFW jokes than you could ever ask for should be more than enough to keep you satisfied and have you leaving with a smile. If you haven’t seen a Guy Ritchie film before, then this is a damn good place to start.

Miramax, 2020

The Gentlemen stars Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Grant, Charlie Hunnam, Colin Farrell, Michelle Dockery, Jeremy Strong & Henry Golding – In cinemas now.

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Last Christmas

Universal Pictures, 2019

Good Christmas movies are a rarity these days. It seems like every year we’re hit with one or two big studio Christmas films that fail to make much of an impact (last year’s The Grinch remake anyone?) and the only movies that really seem to do well with the holidays are ones that use it as a framing device for other raunchy antics (The Night Before) or horrifying events (Krampus). Enter Last Christmas, the latest from renowned comedy director Paul Fieg and featuring Hollywood heavy hitters both new and old in Emilia Clarke, Henry Golding, Emma Thompson and Michelle Yeoh. Named after the title of one of the greatest Christmas songs ever made and featuring a soundtrack composed entirely of George Michael and Wham! music, it has all the indicators of the next holiday classic. Except it really isn’t. Last Christmas is almost a complete mess from the get-go; full of bland, uninteresting characters, a virtually non-existent story and plenty of jokes that land with a thud rather than a roar. The only redeeming qualities that save it from being a complete disaster are the natural charm of its two leads, Emma Thompson’s hilarious performance and its killer soundtrack.

Kate’s (Emilia Clarke) life is a mess. Having recently undergone serious heart surgery she has decided to live her life independently from her overbearing mother Petra (Emma Thompson), who she believes used Kate’s illness as a way of receiving more attention from the local community. This hasn’t exactly worked out all too well for her as Kate spends her nights hopping between friend’s places and one-night stands in the hopes of having a bed to sleep in. Her singing career, which took a hit following her diagnosis, is also a non-starter, and she splits her time during the day between unsuccessfully auditioning for musicals and working as an “elf” for Christmas store owner Santa (Michelle Yeoh). Enter Tom (Henry Golding), the handsome, charming local man who spends his nights volunteering at homeless shelters and just happens to wander by Kate one fateful day. Their “relationship” (if you can call it that), blossoms from there as Kate gradually begins to drop her guard and open up her life to more meaningful connections and pursuits. Throw in your standard romantic comedy tropes and some not so expected plot twists, which don’t make a lick of sense, and you’ve got yourself a movie, albeit not a very good one.

Universal Pictures, 2019

The chief culprit here is the story, or lack thereof one. Last Christmas just doesn’t know what it wants to be and the narrative shifts constantly, picking up sub-plots and dropping some immediately whilst turning others into the main plot. It doesn’t work at all which is a shame given the potential on offer here. Emilia Clarke has spoken often in interviews about her connection to the project given her real life battle with a serious illness and you would think that this would be a gold mine and easy option for the dramatic heart of the movie. Alas it’s never really mentioned other than in passing and the film never seems to take a deep dive into any particular theme; there’s no attempt to examine the difficulties that can be imposed on relationships by illness or a commentary about the current state of Christmas and consumerism, which seems a likely avenue given Santa’s ridiculously overstuffed store full of gaudy Christmas ornaments. There’s even an attempt at a subplot about a character coming out to her strict, traditional parents which could have been a timely commentary on today’s society, and which is made out early to be a central conflict going forward, but instead is just never mentioned again. The film never rises above a surface level sheen of Christmas cheer and inoffensive humour, and instead of something resembling a story we’re given a full minute’s worth of bird poo jokes and an almost fully realized character in Kate, albeit not a very likeable one.

The selling point for the film is clearly Emilia Clarke and Henry Golding, both fresh off star turns in the final season of Game of Thrones and Crazy Rich Asians respectively. Clarke is clearly relishing the chance to play someone other than the dour, overcast Khaleesi that she is known for, beaming at least once in every single scene – not what you would expect from someone in as dire straits as her but we’ve already established that the film has no interest in exploring anything under the surface. She plays the character well, selling the fun loving and quirky girl who just wants to find her independence but is stopped at every turn, but it’s the more somber moments (few as they may be) where Clarke really gets to show a different side to Kate. Beneath the cheery exterior is a woman who has suffered some severe trauma and has clearly not healed properly by cutting off her family as she recovers. Clarke sells these scenes perfectly, clearly drawing on her own personal struggle and imbuing the character with them. Golding, in comparison, gets significantly less to work with and is all but relegated to playing the “handsome guy”, never really doing much other than shooting understanding looks while he listens to Kate’s stories or imploring her to reconcile with her family. It’s a somewhat thankless role but Golding makes it much more than it is through his natural charisma and the film takes on a new energy whenever he arrives.

Universal Pictures, 2019

Emma Thompson rounds out the core cast here and manages to outshine both leads, hamming it up as the mother of Kate: a loud, affectionate Yugoslavian woman who wants nothing except for her family to succeed, but who constantly causes trouble in her pursuit of this. Thompson is also credited as one of the writers of the film and has clearly written herself all the best jokes. She steals every scene and in a film filled with fake over-the-top cheer her character is a breath of fresh air, doling out biting criticisms disguised as tough love that offend everyone around her. A key selling point for Last Christmas was its use of the music of George Michael and Wham!; a trend which is becoming increasingly popular in today’s films. It works here better than in most of its contemporaries by not overpowering the story. These iconic songs are relegated to a soundtrack, with only the title track playing any sort of relevance to the story. It was the right choice to make and spotting one of your favourite tracks in the background is a joy and a welcome distraction from some of the nonsense it may be accompanying. A few of the bigger songs playing more of a significant role wouldn’t have gone astray to inject some life in proceedings at times but overall the blend of story and music works and is a win for the film.

Last Christmas had so much going for it: an A-list leading duo in Emilia Clarke and Henry Golding, the comedic forces of Emma Thompson and Paul Fieg both in front of and behind the camera and the catalogue of George Michael and Wham! to round out the whole package and make this a Christmas movie to remember. Whilst Emma Thompson and the music work, sadly almost everything else goes wrong and what we’re left with is a plodding, confusing, unfunny mess which will surely be forgotten long before Christmas rolls around.

Universal Pictures, 2019

Last Christmas stars Emilia Clarke, Henry Golding, Emma Thompson & Michelle Yeoh – In cinemas now.