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The Black Phone

Blumhouse Productions, 2022

Thirteen-year-old Finney Blake (Mason Thames) already has his work cut out for him navigating bullies at school, looking after his sister Gwen (Madeleine McGraw) and avoiding his alcoholic father’s (Jeremy Davies) violent gaze. But when notorious local legend The Grabber (Ethan Hawke) kidnaps Finney, his other troubles soon fade away as he desperately fights to survive his tormentor’s crazed games. Resourcefulness alone won’t save Finney though, he’ll have to rely on the supernatural ghosts of the Grabber’s previous victims, communicating with him through a mysterious disconnected black telephone bolted to the wall of his cell…

Rating: 7 out of 10.

Starring: Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw, Jeremy Davies, E. Roger Mitchell, Troy Rudeseal, James Ransone & Ethan Hawke.

Watch it now in Australian cinemas and on-demand in the US

Blumhouse Productions, 2022

In his grand return to horror, Scott Derrickson is back with a more personal tale, overflowing with his clear love and adoration of the seventies and the cinema of that period. Having done his proverbial “one for them” in 2016’s Doctor Strange (a film he is clearly still very proud of), The Black Phone feels unabashedly “for him”; a smaller scale abduction thriller with a distinctly Derrickson supernatural horror touch, wrought from a rough and tumble seventies childhood in a crime-filled neighbourhood. It doesn’t push the genre forward in any hugely innovative ways but The Black Phone is a rock solid option for 2 hours of occasionally spooky entertainment.


Here’s the thing: don’t go into this expecting a repeat of 2012’s Sinister, arguably Derrickson’s best film. The Black Phone takes a more subdued approach to its horror, after all, The Grabber isn’t worlds away from the violence Finney is likely to receive from his alcoholic father on a bender (both brandishing belts to horrifying effect). No, despite its supernatural underpinnings, the violence that takes place here is delivered by very real men, with the ghostly elements driving the plot rather than the other way around. Derrickson wisely employs the horror through The Grabber’s total lack of motive; he is completely unhinged and that unpredictability is the scariest thing about him.

Blumhouse Productions, 2022

There’s an element of M. Night Shyamalan’s Split to it – The Grabber appears bearing food in a sing-song falsely pleasant voice before storming upstairs, returning later with nothing but rage and contempt. But where Split implemented humour in its exploration of the kidnappers psyche, Derrickson seems uninterested in delving that deep, with Ethan Hawke delivering a performance that is all menace, a bumbling, stumbling murder machine with a penchant for showmanship in his abductions. Hawke rarely gets room to stretch beyond this, his face is covered by a terrifying mask for most of the film and the few hints at more to The Grabber beyond his love of murder are quickly abandoned before they pick up any steam. For what he is given Hawke plays the character terrifically but, despite the intense violence we do see, you can’t help but feel it could have been taken further.


Mason Thames, on the other hand, is remarkable as Finney. With only a few smaller roles under his belt, he is given the monumental task of carrying the entire film on his shoulders and does it brilliantly. Finney is instantly endearing as the avatar for Derrickson’s own childhood; a reserved intelligent youngster who is shy and indecisive in the face of danger. Derrickson does a great job at ensuring Finney’s intelligence feels natural – his childish naivety may get him into his mess but he’s smart enough to keep hold of a tool that can aid him – and it never becomes dull or tedious watching him attempt to figure out his situation and frantically try his next escape attempt.

Blumhouse Productions, 2022

It’s disappointing then, that that intelligence is undercut by some bizarre narrative choices. Finney is offered some pretty easy options to escape his cell early on thanks to his supernatural accomplices, but he only ever seems to haphazardly do what he needs to do. Minor setbacks seem to completely turn him off trying a way out, breaking the illusion at times that this kid is truly desperate to escape and robbing the situation of its tension. There’s a payoff and point to not pursuing these escape options in the third act, but leaps in logic of this magnitude are hard to ignore. Sadder still is the fact that the horror elements are largely relegated to cheesy jump scares, jolting you out of your seat with a bang and a horrifying image, but rarely leaving much of a lasting impression. The overarching air of unease and Ethan Hawke’s chilling performance are enough to keep you suitably uncomfortable, but its disappointing that the man who gave us Sinister is resorting to this level of jump scares.


Despite its flaws, The Black Phone is a wholly entertaining ride from start to finish, anchored by Mason Thames and Ethan Hawke’s endlessly watchable tête-à-tête and some surprisingly hilarious moments from Madeleine McGraw as Finney’s foul-mouthed sister Gwen. It loses momentum at times and the story veers into some hard-to-believe holes from which it never fully escapes but Scott Derrickson continues to prove that he is an exciting talent behind the camera, whether that be a multi-million dollar Marvel blockbuster or a contained, creepy little flick like this. You might not want to rush out to the cinemas to catch The Black Phone but if it eventually rings, pick it up.

7 / 10


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The Northman

Universal Pictures, 2022

The Northman is Robert Eggers’ most elaborate film to date. That’s saying something for a guy who made both The Witch and The Lighthouse, two of the most gorgeously presented films in recent memory with an incredible amount of detail stitched into every frame. And while his typically fine-tuned storytelling falls prey to cliché here, The Northman more than makes up for it in terms of sheer scale and the amount of raw ferocity on display, alongside a healthy heaping of Eggers’ textbook weirdness. For fans of Eggers this is another feather in the cap of one of the most exciting directors working today, and for newcomers this is by far his most accessible film to date.

After witnessing the brutal murder of his father, King Aurvandil (Ethan Hawke), at the hands of his uncle Fjölnir (Claes Bang) as a child, a vengeance-fuelled Amleth (Alexander Skarsgård) sets out on a brutal quest across Iceland to avenge his father, save his kidnapped mother Gudrún (Nicole Kidman) and his bring his uncle to justice once and for all. Along the way he must contend with visions of the Gods, shocking revelations and an unexpected relationship with Olga (Anya Taylor-Joy), a slave claiming to be a witch, who holds the potential to free Amleth from the lust for revenge slowly tearing him apart.

Universal Pictures, 2022

On a story level it might be easy to pigeonhole The Northman alongside similar genre fare like Gladiator and Braveheart; after all it operates as a fairly straightforward revenge mission with few genuine surprises along the way, but to do so would be to diminish a truly exciting and technically masterful film. Each frame feels so carefully put together, with no secret being made of Eggers’ deep commitment to realism and historical accuracy, and while that doesn’t do anything to make up for the blander elements of the story, it does create a visually stunning and immersive world that envelopes you in Amleth’s story.

The places where Eggers does steer his story into the more mythological is where it separates itself from its peers, with hypnotic, hallucinatory sequences of Gods and Soothsayers guiding Amleth along his sacred quest. These scenes will certainly not be to everyone’s tastes, but make for a much richer exploration of the society at the time that Eggers so clearly cares for, providing context for the intense, almost zealot-like commitment to family loyalty that drives Amleth.

Universal Pictures, 2022

Eggers’ terrific eye for visual flair extends to the action scenes, most of which operate as mesmerising one-shot sequences, with the camera panning and spinning around brutal scenes of violence. The harsh, unforgiving world that Amleth operates in extends to these sequences, and Skarsgård imbues his character with a tremendous physicality as he detaches from reality in a blind fury for his opponents. It’s a performance that doesn’t require much in the way of Eggers’ usual complex, period-specific dialogue, but is no less affecting in the raw physicality and heaving body movements that Skarsgård is constantly performing as the perpetually enraged berserker.

More so than Eggers’ other works, The Northman takes aim at the topic of toxic masculinity and how an unchecked commitment to it can erode a person’s very being; with only the presence of Olga able to lift Amleth from his increasingly animalistic ambitions. It’s a no-holds barred, extremely literal approach to tackling the theme, leaving very little to the imagination as you see experience the violent trail of death Amleth leaves in his path in his quest to fulfil his father’s dying wish.

Universal Pictures, 2022

As the story progresses though and certain secrets are revealed, you get the sense that Eggers is attempting to unpack more, but is held back by his inability to waver from where the story must naturally go. It’s a last ditch attempt to expand beyond the point he is trying to make to finally get the audience truly on-side with Amleth – who had up until that point been more of a walking, revenge-fuelled vehicle of violence than a fully developed character – that sadly gets lost in the beats the film has to hit to succeed. An unfortunate sacrifice, but in a world this brutal, sometimes they simply have to be made.

The Northman is a blood-soaked journey through Viking history told through Robert Eggers’ extremely unique, punctilious sensibilities that opens his style up to a much wider audience whilst retaining the visual opulence that fans have come to love. The genre trappings and the limitations of the somewhat basic story being told do the film an injustice at times, limiting our ability to fully connect with the characters in a way not seen in his work before, but the sheer technical achievement of it all combined with the obvious passion on-screen make this a ridiculously entertaining and memorable watch nonetheless. Charge to the cinema to see it.

Universal Pictures, 2022

The Northman stars Alexander Skarsgård, Anya Taylor-Joy, Ethan Hawke, Nicole Kidman, Claes Bang, Willem Dafoe, Gustav Lindh, Eldar Skar & Björk – In cinemas now.

Rating: 9 out of 10.

9/10

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The Guilty

Netflix, 2021

Based on the Danish film of the same name, The Guilty follows Jake Gyllenhaal’s disgraced detective-turned-911 operator Joe Baylor on one slow night that evolves into a life-altering experience after receiving a terrifying call. Having previously worked with him on boxing drama Southpaw, Gyllenhaal enlists director Antoine Fuqua to helm what should be a completely edge-of-your-seat thriller; a film seemingly purpose built to showcase the incredible acting chops of its lead. While it absolutely delivers on that front, the story sags in the middle – the material not as engaging as the performance – on its way to a poignant and tragic finale that may not leave you as satisfied as you would like.

Following in the vein of films like Tom Hardy’s Locke, The Guilty takes place entirely within the confines of an emergency services operations centre – a device that works both to the film’s benefit and detriment – as Joe desperately struggles to locate distraught caller Emily (Riley Keough), who has seemingly been kidnapped by husband Henry (Peter Sarsgaard). All the action between Emily and Henry is played out entirely through phone conversations, as Joe attempts to extract as much information from the hostage as fast as he can under the guise of a call to her daughter (a thrilling sequence) amid furious denied requests to dispatch to have police sweep the area.

Netflix, 2021

From the moment this phone call comes through Joe’s line there is a profound atmosphere of tension; we feel Joe’s desperation increasing with each passing moment and failed attempt to reconnect with Emily. Adding an extra wrinkle to the affair is the recent breakdown of his marriage and an ongoing mystery surrounding an appointment the next day that is clearly causing Joe a lot of stress. This is a man on the edge and Gyllenhaal completely owns it, his prickly demeanour growing into full blown rage and temper tantrums as he struggles to obtain control of yet another aspect of his life that is slipping through his fingers. It’s a career highlight performance for the star/producer to be sure; it is only due to Gyllenhaal’s charisma and commitment to the role that we’re kept invested in Joe’s story to the bitter end.

Unfortunately that story loses steam not long after the fateful phone call, as proceedings slow to what feels like an endless stream of fruitless calls; to fellow detectives, to Joe’s wife, to other emergency services. It serves to compound Joe’s frustrations but unfortunately puts the audience in the same boat, growing ever weary of the monotony and close to checking out. Thankfully the plot kicks back into gear with a breakneck final thirty minutes, as Joe’s personal and professional problems combine in a beautifully tragic yet cathartic way, but it doesn’t do much to hide the fact that this already short 90 minute film only has about an hour of story truly worth telling.

Netflix, 2021

The Guilty without its star simply isn’t as compelling a film as it is with Gyllenhaal’s immense on-screen talents. Able to carry us through even the most tepid of telephone conversations, the journey through Joe Baylor’s psyche is wholly engrossing even if his immediate situation loses momentum at times. The supporting voice cast is stacked and Fuqua does what he can with interesting direction, but at the end of the day this is purely a performance piece for its star and in the question of “does Gyllenhaal nail it?” he can only be found guilty.

Netflix, 2021

The Guilty stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Ethan Hawke, Riley Keough, Peter Sarsgaard, Christina Vidal, Adrian Martinez, Eli Goree & Paul Dano – Streaming on Netflix now.

Rating: 7 out of 10.

7/10