Brian Tyree Henry | Screenlife Reviews

With 25 films under its belt, it feels like there is little left that the MCU has not yet explored. Their 26th effort Eternals, from Oscar winning director Chloé Zhao, aims to subvert expectations again with an epic, history-spanning cosmic adventure that introduces audiences to a new team of space-travelling, god-like heroes. But what should be the most vibrant and distinct Marvel film ends up one of the most bland – a cold, strangely emotionless slog that descends into CGI madness. When the most satisfying piece of an almost three hour long film is the post-credits scene, you know something is wrong, and Eternals is one of Marvel’s weakest efforts to date.

While the rest of Earth’s heroes were off fighting Thanos and any number of other threats, a team of 10 immortal space warriors – the Eternals – existed on the planet, tasked by their Celestial (giant space god) creator Arishem (David Kaye) with protecting the species against otherworldly abominations, the Deviants, but otherwise leaving the human race to fend for itself. With the Deviants all but defeated, the team disbanded to live out separate existences until the creatures’ return forces Sersi (Gemma Chan) and Sprite (Lia McHugh) to rally their family of heroes – the Superman-like Ikaris (Richard Madden), mind-controlling Druig (Barry Keoghan), warrior god Athena (Angelina Jolie), leader Ajak (Salma Hayek), Bollywood star Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani), speedster Makkari (Lauren Ridloff), super-strong Gilgamesh (Don Lee) and genius Phastos (Bryan Tyree Henry) – to uncover the cause of the Deviant resurgence and save Earth from certain destruction.

That’s an absolutely barebones summary of the giant film that is Eternals; which immediately struggles under the weight of juggling ten main characters, a world-ending, history-spanning storyline and connecting it all the to the biggest shared cinematic universe of all time. That MCU link means the army of writers that contributed to the script go into overdrive from the get-go to explain where the Eternals came from, why they didn’t fight against Thanos and where they’ve been for all this time, regardless of how uninteresting that all is. It’s the first sign that something is wrong, with Zhao’s film taking on a cold, business-like tone; giving the sense that boxes are simply being ticked rather than a meaningful examination of character or the fascinating found family dynamic.

A large portion of the film is devoted to assembling that family – as Sersi and Sprite travel the globe reconnecting with everyone – and this is easily the most enjoyable aspect, with snappy banter and a light tone (apart from Richard Madden’s permanently dour Ikaris) keeping things fun as you come to understand the dynamics of the team. Barry Keoghan and Bryan Tyree Henry are particular standouts, both layered characters with their own demons; with Keoghan’s Druig frustrated at being kept from using his powers of mind control to simply cease conflict. Henry’s Phastos has a much more sobering burden to carry – tasked with drip-feeding technological advances to humanity, including those of a negative persuasion – that forces the guilt ridden god to do some serious soul searching. Never in short supply are the usual quick fire Marvel jokes of course, but they rarely hit as intended, a shame considering the comedic talent in Nanjiani alone. He tries his heart out – Kingo’s other life as a Bollywood superstar makes for some great one liners and a standout side character in his valet Karun (Harish Patel) – but Madden and Chan bring things down by never seeming to know how to respond to his levity.

Despite being the lead characters of the piece, Ikarus and Sersi are woefully underwritten, with Zhao choosing to show their relationship through the ages as well as telling us. It’s a heavy-handed approach made especially worse when the two come together and couldn’t have less chemistry; opposite thematic mouthpieces constantly discussing huge, world-ending stakes rather than estranged lovers that were together for 5,000 years. That’s a problem that is rife almost everywhere you look: over-explanation. Eternals is cosmic sci-fi on a grand scale and the characters are constantly discussing it; throwing in new facts and reviewing assumed knowledge at every turn. Yet you never fully feel that you understand what is going on until the third act devolves into the tried and tested “big CGI battle”. It seems as if Zhao is constantly shooting for thematic examinations of how different experiences shape different responses to life only to be pulled back into familiar territory to reset the pieces for the next Marvel instalment. Sadly ironic that the only scene that seems to fully see out its vision is the post-credits scene teasing a future film.

Audiences have endured Marvel’s bad villain syndrome over the years in more than a few films but Eternals’ might be the worst yet. The Deviants are a thoroughly uninteresting race of dinosaur-like creatures – all tendrils and snapping teeth – that serve as nothing more than glorified CGI punching bags to put our heroes powers on full display. Unlike the endless streams of enemies in an Avengers or Guardians of the Galaxy, there is no charismatic leader behind them all. Discovering the origin of the Deviants doesn’t make them one bit more interesting as villains; they continue to crop up only to be thoroughly knocked back to where they came from: rinse and repeat throughout. What should be a bone-shatteringly vicious showdown at the halfway point is undermined by the hazy way Zhao chooses to shoot the action; a combination of a shaky camera and terrible lighting making things almost as incomprehensible as that infamous Game of Thrones episode.

Perhaps it’s Chloé Zhao at the helm fresh off her Best Director Oscar win or the promise of the next great superhero team that makes Eternals feel like such a disappointment. What should be another slam dunk hit from a studio that has made billions out of well characterised heroes and their action-filled exploits feels strangely hollow and devoid of life; a largely humourless affair that feels both universe expanding and inessential at the same time. The fantastic cast is largely wasted, the villains are only that in the most base sense and the plot alternates between an incomprehensible mess and the worst parts of the worst Marvel films. The heroes might live on but Eternals feels destined to fade from the Marvel memory.

Eternals stars Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Kumail Nanjiani, Lia McHugh, Brian Tyree Henry, Lauren Ridloff, Barry Keoghan, Don Lee, Harish Patel, Bill Skarsgård & Kit Harington – In cinemas now.

5/10

Despite the epic nature of the creatures that inhabit it, Legendary studio’s MonsterVerse has been quietly chugging along for the past 7 years – one of the more successful shared universes – on the way to one hell of a final brawl: Godzilla vs. Kong. This is easily one of my favourite franchises of the last decade and, despite the obvious story flaws, it continues to amaze with the incredible Kaiju action on display. The latest and final entry (for the time being) shoots for the stars in its story’s scope, leaning heavily into the wackiness of Godzilla’s storied cinematic history and titanic clashes between the titular mammoth movie monsters. All the usual issues with the human elements appear, perhaps more pronounced than ever, and there are times where you wish director Adam Wingard had followed Dr Serizawa’s advice from the first film and simply “let them fight” but when he does and the shackles are off Godzilla vs. Kong is truly a spectacle; a testament to these cinematic titans who have stood the test of time.

If the story of 2019’s King of the Monsters was too bonkers and non-sensical then Godzilla vs. Kong is unlikely to convert audiences, taking place years after the big lizard’s last appearance as the alpha titan has seemingly turned on the humanity he once defended, leaving a wake of destruction as he rampages across the globe. With his motives a mystery to monster hunting group Monarch, the head of a mysterious cybernetics company Apex, Walter Simmons (Demián Bichir) recruits Dr Nathan Lind (Alexander Skaarsgård), champion of the theory of a Hollow Earth – a monster filled world in the core of the planet – to lead a daring expedition to the mythical land in the hopes of finding a way to repel the mad titan. In order to get there, however, they require the aid of another titan whose DNA is hardwired to locate the Hollow Earth: enter Kong. Joined by Dr Ilene Andrews (Rebecca Hall) – longtime researcher of the great ape – the group set out on their journey, hampered along the way by Godzilla until the ultimate showdown between the pair takes shape. Whilst the multitude of supporting characters race to uncover the evil organisation pitting these two forces together, the fate of the world hangs on the outcome of their brawl.

These films have always encountered a challenge in constantly having to find new and unique ways to reinvent what essentially amounts to the same set-piece: monsters wailing on each other. Like a boxing film there really are only a few basic structures and twists on the tale that can be told and unlike the Rocky franchise Godzilla and Kong are hampered by over 35 previous films between them, showcasing just about every variation of their fighting styles you could imagine. I’ve realised now that I come to these films just as much for the anticipation as the actual fights. Those moments before all out war breaks out, when the competitors square off and attempt to rattle their opponent through intimidation displays of roars and chest beatings can and often are just as exciting than the fights themselves. That feeling of knowing what is to come but simultaneously not knowing how this particular fight will play out is enough to set the hairs on the back of your neck up with unparalleled excitement.

The 2014 Godzilla nailed this anticipation, crafting scenes that promised and promised until the levee broke and the resulting action exploded onto the screen in spectacular fashion. It may not have been enough to satiate most audience members but there can be no denying that the build-up was phenomenal. King of the Monsters, arguably the superior film, understood the importance of the build-up whilst giving the audience exactly what they asked for in plenty of fierce battles interspersed with the naturally less interesting human aspect. That film wore its appreciation for the big lizard’s legacy on its sleeve, taking you through a roll call of classic monsters and giving each of the big Kaijus a chance to shine on the way to a spectacular, all-out finale. Wingard’s approach in Godzilla vs. Kong is a snowball of anticipation and action, rapidly setting up small skirmishes within the overarching fight, each with higher stakes than the last thanks to the introduction of a new weapon or a change in who has the upper hand. It is almost a sensory overload at times but creates a natural rhythm that constantly elevates the action and stops it from devolving into an endless slugfest of punches and tail flicks.

It’s a hard task for anyone to craft a story that can draw out more of these set pieces when the audience seems largely, and rightfully so, focused on the fights. Nevertheless Wingard and writers Eric Pearson and Max Borenstein embrace the weird and go for broke, crafting a story that is impossibly strange and nonsensical but which pays homage to the sillier entries of certain Godzilla films. Less monsters means more development is needed for the King of Skull Island, who only benefitted from a single film compared to Zilla’s two. Naturally then we spend a large amount of time with Kong, particularly focused on a charming and deep friendship between the giant gorilla and a small mute girl (Kaylee Hottle) from the island. It’s a clever tool to instantly make us sympathise with Kong, who you can’t help but root for considering Godzilla’s apparent new motive of destroying anybody he passes. There unfortunately isn’t too much of the king of the monsters until the third act where, thankfully, he is completely unhinged and hungry for a fight. The final 30 minutes are truly jaw-droppingly epic and will have you fist pumping and booing in equal measure for your chosen competitor.

As is to be expected, none of the actors hold a candle to the spectacle of seeing Kong and his lizard brethren duke it out on-screen but an all-star cast does make the ridiculous dialogue and ludicrous story somewhat more palatable, even if we see far too much of them compared to the monsters. Rebecca Hall, Alexander Skaarsgård and Demián Bichir are the strongest, with Bichir in particular chewing up the screen as the stereotypical, obviously evil head of the shady Apex corporation. His bombastic speeches and blatantly menacing turns to camera show a willingness to play into that cheesy history of the Godzilla franchise and the film is all the better for it. The same can’t be said for the film’s secondary storyline, involving Millie Bobby Brown’s returning Madison Russell and newcomers Josh (Julian Dennison) and Bernie (Brian Tyree Henry) attempting to infiltrate a secret Apex facility. Henry’s ridiculously annoying podcaster/Kaiju fanboy is instantly grating and never improves throughout an arc that frankly didn’t need to be in the film and which leads to a moment so laughably, cartoonishly bad that it threatens to rob the climactic fight of any stakes.

A consistent boon for this universe has always been the considerable boost in budget compared to older entries in the respective franchises, allowing for Godzilla to appear in a far more realised way than the oftentimes hokey man in a costume of yesteryear. All of the creatures look phenomenal and those who had doubts about Kong’s size disadvantage from Skull Island need not worry; he is more than equipped to take the fight to Godzilla. The Hollow Earth sequences are upsettingly short, showcasing an amazing world that you are hungry to explore before being whisked back to the surface for a showdown in a gorgeously neon-lit city. Seriously, I could frame half a dozen shots from this sequence and proudly display them on the wall. Tom Holkenborg’s score is also a fantastic addition to the film, with bombastic horns rippling through speakers and taking full advantage of that Dolby Atmos sound as they threaten to blow them away. Godzilla’s theme in particular is spine-chillingly menacing whenever it booms to life; a thundering signal of the destruction to come that I have been listening to on-repeat ever since.

There will be those that can’t get past the kookiness of Godzilla vs. Kong’s plot and for good reason, with far too many human elements at play for its own good. Monster movies in general, especially those with such beloved characters like these, face an interesting, age-old challenge of finding the perfect balancing act between the giant creatures and the characters that inhabit the world. Too many humans and audiences rebel claiming they haven’t got their money’s worth. Constant battles and boredom sets in far too early to sustain the film. Godzilla vs. Kong goes for broke and Adam Wingard should be praised for that; his understanding of the visual language of these creatures and the accelerated cycle of anticipation and payoff goes a long way towards extending the longevity of these fist-pumping, awe-inspiring fights. The story of a monster movie on this scale was never going to win any Oscars but the combination of almost everything else more than makes up for it with a thrilling celebration of the MonsterVerse that should be seen on the biggest screen available to you.

Godzilla vs. Kong stars Alexander Skarsgård, Rebecca Hall, Millie Bobby Brown, Brian Tyree Henry, Kyle Chandler, Julian Dennison, Shun Oguri, Eiza González, Kaylee Hottle & Demián Bichir – In Australian cinemas now and on HBO Max and in US cinemas on March 31st